Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Anorexic is when you do not eat ...

Bulimic is when you throw up what you eat ...

What is it called if I put an oreo in my mouth yesterday, chewed it a couple of times, felt guilty about consuming those calories and I spit it out into a trash can?

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

http://www.planecrashinfo.com/cause.htm

Only cuz I find this stuff really interesting.

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Keeping the Ballz Away From the Leg


Man... I think I may need to try this service out... or at least this product!

http://www.manpacks.com/create


Monday, February 6, 2012

1-800-Gambler

What is the tipping point for gambler's anonymous? ... is it ok cuz I only bet $5.34? Or is it wrong no matter the amount?

1) Future Wager
02/06/12 14:14 ET
bet 4.00 to win 60.00
84th Academy Awards - Best Actor (Leading Role) - ODDS TO WIN - All Bets Action
Brad Pitt (Moneyball)
02/26/12(20:00 ET)
+1500

2) Future Wager
02/06/12 13:56 ET
bet 1.34 to win 53.60
84th Academy Awards - Best Director - ODDS TO WIN - All Bets Action
Terrence Malick (The Tree Of Life)
02/26/12(20:00 ET)
+4000

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

480 miles without stopping? or 480 miles without peeing?

This is a conversation in reference to a 2003 Camry hitting 100k and the fond memories it has provided thus far

Camry Owner: 100k camry miles!!!!
   WOOOOOHOOOOOO.
Acura Owner: yes 100k! wooooot!
Camry Owner: most epic camry accomplishment is still
   SD to Bay Area
   no stops
   that shit was CRAY
Acura Owner: lol, I was gonna say bay bridge flat tire
Camry Owner: no
   no way
   that's total snore compared to our one tank of gas
   you were there!!!
   remember???
   it was you and me
   and no stops
Acura Owner: what's more amazing about that trip
   we held our pee in the whole way
Camry Owner: bahahahah yea
Acura Owner: THATS more amazing than 1 tank of gas
   1 tank of pee


More amazing?
  • Driving 480 miles from SD to the Bay Area on 1 tank of gas?
  • Holding your pee for a 480 mile trip?