Text Exchange (~40 minutes after dropping dog off for an all-day play-date)
Play-date Coordinator: Dude John Dog* has peed twice on the carpet and pooped under my table.
Ooops: He already peed/pood this morning.
Play-date Coordinator: It was definitely John Dog, we made eye contact while I yelled, "noooooo" and it oozed out of his butt.
*Name has been changed to protect identify and allow for possible future invites (to other unsuspecting play-date coordinators)
that carpet must smell like the biggest pee pad in the world!
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