Conversation today ....


Person A:  http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=news/politics&id=9271005#&cmp=fb-kgo-article-9271005

Person B: hmmm i thought most of those were fake anyway

Person A: i think most are... but i also def. think some people do post stuff of their exes online

Person B: i'm ashamed to admit, but i recognize some of those girls from actual porn studio movies
actually, i'm not ashamed but it is shameful to admit

Person A: ha

Sometimes gchat conversations are very insightful, entertaining and educational. See below:

V: http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/8903044/black-former-nfl-coaches-say-rooney-rule-broken man that's annoying

me: yeah i don't like it when people cry "discrimination" i'd rather they just work harder

V: you suck at your job which is why you aren't hired or rather... you're fired

me: agree 100%

V: someone else is better than you deal with it either get better or find another profession

me: amen brotha

V: how come there are no asian 100m gold medalists? they should require at least one in each heat what, that didn't work? there is still no gold medalist? the system must be broken get out of town stupid

Anorexic is when you do not eat ...

Bulimic is when you throw up what you eat ...

What is it called if I put an oreo in my mouth yesterday, chewed it a couple of times, felt guilty about consuming those calories and I spit it out into a trash can?

http://www.planecrashinfo.com/cause.htm

Only cuz I find this stuff really interesting.

Keeping the Ballz Away From the Leg

Man... I think I may need to try this service out... or at least this product!

http://www.manpacks.com/create

1-800-Gambler

What is the tipping point for gambler's anonymous? ... is it ok cuz I only bet $5.34? Or is it wrong no matter the amount?

1) Future Wager
02/06/12 14:14 ET
bet 4.00 to win 60.00
84th Academy Awards - Best Actor (Leading Role) - ODDS TO WIN - All Bets Action
Brad Pitt (Moneyball)
02/26/12(20:00 ET)
+1500

2) Future Wager
02/06/12 13:56 ET
bet 1.34 to win 53.60
84th Academy Awards - Best Director - ODDS TO WIN - All Bets Action
Terrence Malick (The Tree Of Life)
02/26/12(20:00 ET)
+4000

480 miles without stopping? or 480 miles without peeing?

This is a conversation in reference to a 2003 Camry hitting 100k and the fond memories it has provided thus far

Camry Owner: 100k camry miles!!!!
   WOOOOOHOOOOOO.
Acura Owner: yes 100k! wooooot!
Camry Owner: most epic camry accomplishment is still
   SD to Bay Area
   no stops
   that shit was CRAY
Acura Owner: lol, I was gonna say bay bridge flat tire
Camry Owner: no
   no way
   that's total snore compared to our one tank of gas
   you were there!!!
   remember???
   it was you and me
   and no stops
Acura Owner: what's more amazing about that trip
   we held our pee in the whole way
Camry Owner: bahahahah yea
Acura Owner: THATS more amazing than 1 tank of gas
   1 tank of pee


More amazing?

• Driving 480 miles from SD to the Bay Area on 1 tank of gas?
  
• Holding your pee for a 480 mile trip?