Friday, September 30, 2011

Portmanteau of the Day: September 30, 2011

Assplosion [ass-sploh-zhuh'n] noun
1. an act or instance of exploding from the butt; a violent expansion or bursting, often with noise
2. the noise itself: The loud assplosion resonated the stall doors.
3. a violent outburst from the butt, often caused by the ingestion of non-ideal substance (e.g., under-cooked/raw or spoiled food, intolerant-food).

Assplode [ass-splohd]
verb
1. to expand with force and noise from the butt because of rapid chemical change, indigestion, or food poisoning
2. to burst, fly into pieces, or break up violently from the butt with a loud report, as a boiler from excessive pressure of steam.
3. to burst forth violently or emotionally from the butt, especially with noise, violent splattering of fecal matter, etc.: I assploded after I ate undercooked lamb at Shabu House.



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